I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my Plastic Jesus, Sittin' on the dashboard of my carrrrrr... Comes in colors, pink and pleasant, Glows in the dark cuz it's iridescent, Take it with you when you travel far. Get yourself a sweet Madonna, Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on-a, Pedestal of abalone shell. Drivin' 90 it ain't scary, Cuz I've got the Virgin Mary, Assuring me that I won't go to Hell.
Rating:
[5 of 5 Stars!]