Gosh...!!! This card game changed my life. I went from a sad miserable old man living alone, in my apartment, surviving on a diet of ramen ketchup to a super ripped hunk. As I walk down the street girls throw themselves at me. I have had to hire bodyguards to keep me safe from the hordes of women salivating at the mere scent of me. Before, my hair was falling out violently and my doctor told me I would surely be bald by next year. Thanks to this game, my hair has grown back at astounding rates and I now have a deliciously full head of hair. The hairs forming my unibrow simply fell out and after finishing a round, my shirt ripped open because of the sudden muscles forming all over my body. I went from my previous meager height of 5'6'' to a solid 6'3''. My teeth magically whitened and now I look like I could be in a Colgate commercial, nay, I AM the Colgate commercial. My once weak features and pathetic posture have improved, making me look like a Greek god. My once unfortunate body odor that followed me around everywhere despite my best attempts to ward it off has morphed into a slightly minty smell. All this thanks to just one round of Monopoly Deal.I am a God amongst men.
Rating:
[5 of 5 Stars!]