I woke up one Sunday morning and had the urge to visit my illegitimate child across the city. Fearing the paparazzi might be staking out my town car and driver, I decided to try out a service one of my poorer relatives recently bought. UBER I think it's called. I think it's German and the deutsch mark is strong at the moment so I figured I would be in good shape. The plan was perfect but WAIT the driver would surely recognize my famous $20k hair cut and tweet about me which the share price of my company can't handle at the moment. So I pulled out my company credit card and handed it to my man servant/blood boy to use on the internet. These logoless hats came by drone today. They are the perfect way to tell people I'm better than you without revealing exactly who I am. And if I am to advertise anything on my hat, I MUST be paid first. Unfortunately it is now Monday and duty calls. The financial sector won't corner itself, so maybe ill see ya next week champ!
Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!]