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By Melissa Opal Moon
Date: March 21, 2024
I want to bathe in this. I want to live atop a mountain in the Swiss Alps and twirl and sing and spritz this all over me. If I were a fish, I would convince the other sea creatures they couldn’t survive with out this. It cures my foul mood, my lethargic mornings. It’s better than coffee or a spliff. It’s so wonderful, it transcends territorial boundaries. Instead of hoarding every droplet, i beckon for all the trolls to step forward, for every goblin to stretch their necks towards the center of the room and soak up the sun kissed high vibe refreshing dew from the arch angels of beauty. 10/10. Only cons is that it doesn’t come in a 5 gallon bucket Or the option for an automated mister attachment like the produce stands in summer.
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