I work at an adult day program. I know that seems irrelevant, but hear me out here. All the cool young twenty somethings I work with have these great water bottles covered in quirky stickers because that's what the cool kids do now. Even though I'm in my (cough) forties (cough) I figured these youngsters with their cool water bottles were onto somethinh, and it seemed much better than what I did before. What was that? Freezing water in a repurposed Gatorade bottle overnight and then having telltale water spots on the white paper tablecloth in the room I work in. I needed something better.This bottle is a dream come true. I am no longer schlepping around my drippy half frozen cucumber lime Gatorade bottle everywhere I go. I now have this awesome blue water bottle, which I have decorated, as you can see, with stickers of the Notorious RBG because after the recent, uh, hubbub with the Supreme Court looking at her perfect little tatted lace collar on her robe gives me much needed hope for the future.I digress.This bottle brings me almost immeasurable amounts of joy. I drink water that's basically one degree above freezing. If it isn't as cold as a penguin's bath water, it's not cold enough for me, fam. So I'm the morning before I leave for work, I load my bottle up with ice and already cold water from our dispenser, and I'm off to work.Through the day, I fill it up from the fountains in the building. And my water is ALWAYS cold. Like 2015 ice bucket challenge cold. It stays cold ALL FREAKING DAY because this mf'er is triple insulated. And I live in ARIZONA. Which is basically 1 cubic mile from the center of the sun. My drippy melty Gatorade bottle of yore was basically boiling in the ninety seconds it took me to walk into work from my car.Yes, it's easy to hold. I would snuggle with it at night but I have a husband and (duh) dogs, and cuddling is probably the one thing my beloved triple insulated bebe is not good at.Yes, it's easy to clean. I hate cleaning so this is a definite bonus. And it DOESN'T LEAK. I'm about par with J Law on the clumsiness scale, and not one has this leaked. (shaming you, Gatorade bottle. You know what you did.)I'm sure it would keep hot things hot too, but again. ARIZONA. I mean, I guess if you're a weird deviant who wants to sip hot water out of it, or even hot bean water, by all means. But this precious little gem has never even lost a drop of my much coveted ice cold water.If this review has not convinced you to purchase one for yourself, I can't help you. Probably, no one can. Buy one of these and your life will be full of the joy that only ice cold water on a 90000000 degree Arizona day can provide.
Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!]