Look, if you're just looking for your standard cut rate ranger panty because you own a couple pairs then just hit buy now. You know what I'm about to say muchacho. IF YOU DO NOT OWN A PAIR OF RANGER PANTIES BE WARNED! I have had to make multiple purchases after these because of their impacts. Firstly I had to buy a baseball bat and a remote sentry turret. My legs look so phenomenal in these bad boys that I needed to step up my security to keep the women away. They literally will not leave me alone. Secondly I had to buy a baby crib, diapers and everything... because well... see item one and make a logical assumption. Finally I have had to buy new mirrors for all of my house. Mirrors that are carnival mirrors to make my legs look like tiny little chicken legs so they're less appealing. If I have these bad boys on and I see myself in a normal mirror I will literally just stand and admire myself until someone tears me away from my own reflection. If you're a grown man and you don't have a pair, beware! With great legs comes great re-quad-sibility. Only wear these on special occasions like leg day (which should actually be everyday), to your ex's wedding or to your third date, because we all know what happens on the third date. Good luck my thiccc friend and may the force be with you.
Rating:
[5 of 5 Stars!]