Do you hate your tie? Then ditch that wide, ugly, solid colored high school tie for me. I'm college educated and much slimmer than your ex. I have a nice, slightly shiny sheen to me and I feel awesome.Have the young ladies told you that your ex looked good? Probably not. Did middle aged ladies say that you looked amazing with your ex? Definitely not! How many times has the older sexy women taken your ex off and wore them while you were both dancing? I don't even know you and I'll answer this for you, HELL NO!!!If you want to be extra sexy, wear me. I can't let you down. Wear me with your new suit. Wear me whilst wearing a blazer, a button up, and a pair of butt booming jeans. You can even wear me with a vest. I won't mind being hidden three quarters of the way down. I'll still be poppin' for you. I don't care if you are tall or short, I'll fit you. This man that I'm currently with is only 5'4". Be with me, I'm totally worth it!I may be black stripes with white stripes or vice-a-versa but I'll get you into all the gray areas.
Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!]