Bobby Goren came to me in the first Porg immigration wave. Naturally, there was no way I was going to suction him to the window with a humiliating sign that said 34;Porg on Board.34; Besides the suction cups were sewn to the wrong side of his wings and I would have had to twist them around. And they looked really uncomfortable sewn on to his wings. After 5 minutes of delicate surgery, he was freed of the awful things. He is now the co-pilot in my car. He rides in the second cup holder and his battle cry is fierce! It instills fear in the hearts of all the NASCAR wannabes on Route 123. We have many adventures and he has his picture made for his Instagram account. But today, we got a little out of hand on Rochester Highway and got pulled over for speeding. But the SC state trooper was very nice and knocked our ticket down a bit. (Thanks, Officer Taylor!) Bobby Goren wanted to give him the big sad eyes, the way they did Chewie in The Last Jedi, but I told him, no, we were caught fair and square. We have to take our medicine. All in all, he's a great porg, loves adventures and pizza. I highly recommend a porg co-pilot for everyone!
Rating:
[5 of 5 Stars!]