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By jess
Date: December 22, 2017
Recently received this in the mail and was greatly disappointed that instead of the soft plastic toy I was expecting, it was actually a real dismembered pug! I was on vacation when the package was delivered, and it was sitting on my porch for 3 days in 80 degree weather. If the stench didn't give it away, it was the hoard of flies and the massive pool of blood that resembled Carrie's downstairs on a good day after gym class. Curious still, although mildly disturbed, with two Rite Aid plastic bags over my hands I carefully and swiftly carried the box to my kitchen table. Having to guard my nose with a dirty sock I found on the floor, I opened the now very wet box covered with the dead carcasses of the flies that fought but did not prevail for their sweet irony treat. Inside was even worse smelling than the outside, I slushed and gushed the sides of the barely discernable cardboard to find a bag more bloody than the entire box. Beside the bag was the lifeless body of a mouse who I assume broke through the bag and caused to leak everywhere... I slowly pulled out the bag, as it sloshed around the face of a wrinkly waterlogged pug stared out at me eerily. Needless to say, I have dinner for a few days as I lost all my money gambling on my vacation. Go Bills! There's always next year!
Rating: [3 of 5 Stars!]
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