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By Austin Ankrom
Date: August 10, 2017
The base of the bobble head feels sturdy and won't break after constant bobbling. The plastic that is used is hard but still is flexible (sort of like a dog toy). The problem that arises is the paint job of it. When two different colors meet (like at the purple sash and white robe) It looks sloppily done and there is purple where there should be white. Same deal by his hair and beard. Though when on the dash of your car, it isn't noticible at all. Just feels like paint job could be more neat. All in all, it is a hilarious addition to your vehicle and would suggest getting one if you have a somewhat twisted sense of humor or if you drive a church bus.
Rating: [3 of 5 Stars!]
By Bindy Sue Frnknschtein
Date: January 09, 2017
I glued this DASHBOARD JESUS firmly to my dashboard, never dreaming that it would actually work. Then, I had a blowout, going 85 mph down the freeway, and whatta ya know? The plastic Savior sprang into action, leaping out the passenger window, and soaring heavenward! I exclaimed, 34;Where goest Thou?34;, to which he replied, 34;To prepare a place for you. You're gonna need it in 2.8 seconds from now!34;...
Rating: [3 of 5 Stars!]
By HenryH
Date: July 12, 2016
So i was passing by some muscular dude in his motercycle in a ghetto area, he looked at me like i was supposed to be scared or threatend but i looked at my jesus dashboard figure and sneered at him, he pulled out his gun and i screamed o jesus smite thee. Suddenly, i heard a loud bang and realized i was bleeding, on my way to the hospital, i ran over an old lady and jesus did nothing, would not buy again.
Rating: [3 of 5 Stars!]
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