I glued this DASHBOARD JESUS firmly to my dashboard, never dreaming that it would actually work. Then, I had a blowout, going 85 mph down the freeway, and whatta ya know? The plastic Savior sprang into action, leaping out the passenger window, and soaring heavenward! I exclaimed, 34;Where goest Thou?34;, to which he replied, 34;To prepare a place for you. You're gonna need it in 2.8 seconds from now!34;...
Rating:
[3 of 5 Stars!]